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School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?
Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt  holidays!


A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!


Haryanvi Tau: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Haryanvi Tau: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but Radio says: This is all India Radio.